By Amie Reiman
“Cool Girl. Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want.”– Amy Dunn, Gone Girl, by Gillian Flynn
Though the heroine in Gone Girl was a murderous psychopath, she hit on something that millions of us women have felt- the expectation to live up to an impossible fantasy. A lady in the street and a freak in the sheets. Madonna and whore. Daisy Duke shorts, wet tank tops, sexy lawyer/sexy nurse/sexy teacher. Ugh. Puke.
The truth is that my libido (when I have one) is too often distracted by family, children and work. Thoughts of cleaning the kitchen sometimes takes precedence over the mind-blowing orgasm my boyfriend thinks he’s about to give me.
More than a “Cool Girl”, I’m a 3-dimensional woman with responsibilities and not a lot of free time.
Don’t get me wrong. We all want to have great sex – a connection with ourselves and our partners that is primal, sensual and intense. But how do we get that in a life full of distractions and must-dos? Men have an instant effective option in the form of little blue pills. However, these are a temporary fix and far from organic.
As a woman, the healthiest and most natural alternative I’ve found helpful for my anxiety (sexual and otherwise) is Cannabidiol (CBD).
CBD is a cannabinoid, one of over 100 compounds naturally found in the cannabis sativa plant family. Even though it comes from cannabis, CBD doesn’t cause a “high” effect or any form of intoxication. This is the effect of another cannabinoid, known as tetrahydrocannabinol or THC.
My past anxiety and depression; chronic pain, inflammation, insomnia and inability to concentrate are all treated by CBD and Medicinal Cannabis.
With Soaked I’ve got the best of both worlds- organically cultivated, third party tested CBD derived from hemp that is blended with natural botanicals. The effects are as follows:
Anyone I’ve shared Soaked with has agreed that they experienced some, and in many cases, all of the outcomes listed above. I’ve done the homework for you ladies and collected months of valuable research. You can thank me later, though in all honesty, it’s been a lot of fun sharing Soaked with my girlfriends and getting their feedback.
During my ‘research & development meetings’, I’ve been asked, “how fast will it work?”, “how will it make me feel?”, “how long does it last?” and “will I get high”??
Here’s what I say- I take 1-2 capsules about 30 minutes before I know I’m going to have sex. As it’s natural, I don’t worry about having a glass of wine or two when I take my Soaked. Like clockwork, I feel the effects in about half an hour. I’d compare the feeling to an Ecstasy Light. I feel in control but at the same time sensual, ready and well lubricated. I’m a “sex goddess” exactly how and when I want to be one.
Can I get an amen?